Texas Tea Party

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Texas Tea Party

Hi yall,

Jis wanted ta say howdy yall and let yall know dat we hur in Texas like ta talk dat gossip mess too.......Oh shit who am I kidding, I don't really talk like that but I know many that do. The misconception about Texas is that there is a misconception about Texas....you know all those movies where ya see a beat down ole town with a grungie old dude sitting out in front of the gas station, and then you think to yourself, damn, do they really deliver gas to that crap hole, that's pretty accurate. Anyway, I was just sitting around bored to death because summer's here, it's hotter than fuckin balls outside, and there is nothing good on the tube, so I thought, what the haybail, I start a blog.....I'll write about totally irrelevant bullshit that no one really cares about but me, but I must warn you that my ADD kicks in quite frequently so I will probably jump around alot.....so ease on back partner, take off ya boots, and break out the Wild Turkey.....